I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

My friend harris is fat.

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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