knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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