A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

42, that is all

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

The government

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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