Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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You

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why? Why Not?

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Anti Joke

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