Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

knock knock come in!

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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