- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

women's rights

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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