- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

tommy is retared

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

what is the color of a burp burple

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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