- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

shut up elliot

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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