If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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are you gay does your mom know

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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poop nuff said

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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