- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What can fly? Lots of things

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

bryden is a faggot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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