Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

I like touching my boobs

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

who's a slut... you're mom

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Where's the dick??? east

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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