Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Adele walks into the stables

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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