Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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shut up elliot

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What did death say to life? Go die

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