- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Justin Bieber's mother.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

i love to lick...

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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