You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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