What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

The Moon Landing.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Nickelback.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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