- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.