- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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