- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

angelosnyder is not gay

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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