- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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