What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

black people are white when i use night gogles

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Anti Joke

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