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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Chuck Norris Dies.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I can count to potato.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

who is awesome? no one...

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

hard cheese

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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