What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Bark I'm a tree

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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your moms my other ride

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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