What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

who is awesome? no one...

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

I can count to potato.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris Dies.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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