what's up? my penis.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Womens rights

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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