why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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I'm HIV positive.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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