- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

mental kid

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Jerry.

Penis

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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