What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Caca.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

An Asian person drove home safely.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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