- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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