Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Tunechi

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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womens rights.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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