- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

I am dyslexic

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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