Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Major League Soccer

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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