- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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