- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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