What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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