- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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