How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Life

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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