- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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