why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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I once did something.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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