- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

This is a joke. Laugh!

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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