- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What can fly? Lots of things

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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