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whats funnier than 24? 25

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

I can count to potato.

who is awesome? no one...

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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