Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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How did th-A fridge.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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