Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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to get to the other side.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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