- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Mahmy

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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