Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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I grunt when I poop.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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My Butthole.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Abortion

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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