- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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