- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

what did the old lady die of old age...

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Charles Manson is innocent.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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