Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Poop

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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