OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

CAVE JOHNSON.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Youre mom is so dead...

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