There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's clear and wet? water

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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