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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What did death say to life? Go die

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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