tommy is retared

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Poop

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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