Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Anti Joke

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