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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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