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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Who wants pizza crusts?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Face...the other white meat!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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