I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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smell the vitamin C

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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