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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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