- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

Minecraft.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

WHO WANTS SOW????

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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