- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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