Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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