- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

My parents died!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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