I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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