- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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