- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Women Sports.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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