Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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women's rights, lol

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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