Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Hellen keller

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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42, that is all

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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