- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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