- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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