How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Bob Saget

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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