whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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a man walked into a bar....

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I like the color potato.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Dusters blow stuff.

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