- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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