- Anti Joke

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Whats worse than a joke? This

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession