- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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