- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Whats green? The color green.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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