Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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