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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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