- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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