Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Fox News

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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the game

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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