Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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