A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Republicans

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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