How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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