- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Why?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

mark is life

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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