What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What color is red paint? Red

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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