- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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