- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

My love life

Man U

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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