- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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