- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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